[ Wind Whistling ]
[ Man ] Viewer beware.
You're in for a scare.
Goosebumps.
[ Crow Cawing ]
[ Bells Tolling ]
[ Chair Creaking ]
[ Voice Laughing ]
Karlsville is open.
Time to play.
[ Laughing ]
[ Continues Laughing ]
Good morning, guys and girls, this is G.B. Radio 320.
It's gonna be a hot one today. It's gonna climb way up there.
[ Music Playing ]
[ People Chattering ]
# Show me the money, I'll show you the good time #
Todd, what a pig!
You're damaging the merchandise.
This is a Cal Ripken rookie card.
It's worth a fortune.
What's the big deal? Who's gonna notice?
Jessica Walters, quick.
Uh, hey, Jessica.
Hey, Matthew.
- Selling any good cards today? - Uh, no.
- We already sold all the cards. - Yeah.
Sold them all, huh? That is too bad.
But, you know, Matthew, I am in the market for some new furniture, and...
[ Woman ] What about that one?
This would go great in my room.
[ Sighs ]
- How much for the desk? - The desk isn't for sale.
[ Woman ] Good morning, Jessica.
[ Jessica ] Good morning, Mrs. Erikson.
So, you're sure you don't want to sell this desk?
Of course, we're selling the desk.
- [ Sighs ] - Oh.
- [ Mathew's Mom ] Make an offer. - Let's see, um...
- How about $20. - OK, fine, you win.
- But no deals. - These cards are in mint condition.
- [ Sighs ] - [ Woman ] That's great.
[ Man ] How much are these books?
[ Sniffing ] Mmm. Strawberry. My favorite flavor.
I'll give you $2 for it.
$2? This card is in mint condition.
- This card is a collectible. - $2. Not a penny more.
But you only paid Bobby Stanley a buck for it.
Todd!
# Money #
Fine. $2.
- Uh, do you have change for a 20? - No.
Oh, well. [ Laughs ]
The only other bill I have is...
[ Sighing ] Well, it's just a 1.
[ Matthew ] Fine just take it and get out of here.
# I need money #
- [ Computer Beeps ] - # I want money #
# Money #
# M-O-N-E-Y #
# Money #
# Somebody give me some cash #
# Money #
# I need lots of money #
# Money #
[ Knocking On Door ]
Uh, hey, Jess. Um, could I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah, sure.
Well, um... Well, Mom and Dad's anniversary is next week
and I found them a-- a great picture frame,
sterling silver.
Oh, Mom loves pictures. Yeah, it's the perfect gift.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It would be, if I could afford it.
Look, I... I just need to borrow some money, I'll pay you back.
[ Sighs ] Sam, with what?
I have told you a million times.
Yeah, I know, I know. I've got to start saving my money.
You waste it on games, and candy, and toys. For what?
Well, how about for fun?
[ Sam ] Look, Jess, I don't want to
sit around all day counting money like you do.
So I guess that's a no.
- Of course not. - Hmm?
I never give up a good business opportunity when I see one.
Let's see, today's prime rate closed at 6%,
so, I will loan you the money at 3 points overtime, that is 9%.
[ Sighs ] Forget it. I'll make 'em a key chain.
Jessica, before you sit back to contemplate your financial empire,
I need you to sweep out the attic.
[ Sighing ] Mom, I don't want to spend my whole afternoon
in some creepy old attic.
But if you don't do it, Sam gets your allowance for the week.
Well, that's not fair.
[ Grunts ]
Yuck.
[ Sighs ]
Cool.
What a cute little town.
"Karlsville the Collector's Edition."
This could be worth a fortune.
Hello, Mom, it's Jessica. Can you come up here?
[ Chuckling ]
Are you OK? What is it?
Over here. I want to show you something.
It's some kind of miniature town.
Wow. This is really something.
- I wonder who left it here. - Probably the previous owners.
- Could I have it? - Sure. Looks like fun.
Fun.
It's a collector's edition. Could be worth something.
I'll sell it and make some money.
You can keep the model town. But don't sell it.
I want you to share it with your brother.
[ Sighs ] She has no business sense.
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
Jessica Walters speaking.
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
[ Phone Ringing ]
That's weird.
[ Phone Continues Ringing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Phone Continues Ringing ]
Where am I? What is this place?
Oh.
Hello? Who is this?
Karl. But my friends call me Karl.
What's happening? Where am I?
Karlsville. It's a small town with big opportunities.
You like a good business opportunity, don't you, Jessica?
How did you know my name?
Names aren't important, opportunities are.
And an opportunity awaits you. Step outside and look for it.
[ Dial Tone Buzzing ]
[ Gasping ] Oh.
You're right on time. I've been waiting. We spoke earlier?
- Earlier? - On the phone.
Karl.
I know who you are. I-- I just don't know who you are.
Ah. I'm a businessman. I own this place.
What place?
Karlsville. It's my town. And I'm looking for a partner.
Someone who understands a good business opportunity.
Someone who likes to make money.
I thought that someone might be you.
Look, I don't even know how I got here.
Oh, who knows how they end up where they do.
Is that a no?
- What kind of opportunity? - The beverage business.
- Beverage? - You're gonna love it.
Selling lemonade.
[ Scoffing ] Lemonade.
I'm looking for serious business opportunities here.
- I'm not selling lemonade. - Karlsville has many opportunities.
We'll start small, see how you do, and grow from there.
Besides,
this isn't just any lemonade.
# You got it made in the shade with Karl's lemonade, yeah #
It's my own special blend.
People can't resist it.
[ Sniffing ]
You'll make a fortune.
- Deal? - I get 50%?
Ouch. You drive a hard bargain.
- Deal. - Deal. Great.
I want you to meet our employee, Nikki.
Nikki, I want you to meet my new business partner Jessica, Jessica...
- Walters. - Whatever.
She's in charge. She knows business.
Knows what to do. Knows how to make a buck.
You listen to her, do whatever she says.
Let's see if we have everything we need.
Ah-ha.
Now, Nikki,
don't raise prices.
I wouldn't wanna be accused
of unfair business practices in my own town.
And, I can't be responsible for what happens to
greedy little pigs.
Good luck.
Hmm.
Time to turn up the heat.
[ Laughing ]
Well, let's see how good this stuff really is.
- Watch, listen, and learn. - [ Baby Whimpering ]
- Good afternoon. - Oh, hello, there.
[ Laughing ] Oh, what a lovely baby.
[ Laughing ] Thank you.
Lemonade?
All right. All right.
It is warming up a bit, isn't it?
Yes, this will cool you right down.
Well, thank you.
Ah. Well, that is the best lemonade I've ever had.
- How much do I owe you? - $1.
Oh, that's all?
Well, give me 2 more then.
Hmm. Well, thank you. Good day.
[ Sighing ] Good day, girls.
A little something to wet the whistle if I might.
Boy, it's a hot one today, don't fill it up. Just half way.
Here you are, sir.
- Refreshing. How much? - $1.
That would be a bargain at twice the price.
[ Echoing ] Twice the price.
Good day, Killman.
It's a scorcher, isn't it? Give me a lemonade.
What's the damage?
- $1-- - $2.
$2.
$2 doesn't seem like enough
for such a delightful lemon beverage.
You could charge a fortune.
[ Echoing ] Fortune. Fortune.
Thank you.
I don't think that was such a good idea. You heard what Karl said.
And you heard the customers.
It's called supply and demand.
They like the supply and we demand more money.
[ Sighs ] You pour, I'll price.
- Now what are you doing? - Increasing our inventory.
- That's cheating. - It's not cheating.
It's business.
# Oh, money #
# Money, money, money #
# Show me the money, baby #
# Show me the money #
- Thank you. - [ People Clamoring ]
# Show me the money #
# I'll show you a good time, yeah #
# I'm not talking 'about the place or the name #
# Giving the money to the woman with the rhythm #
[ People Clamoring ]
# Ooh, money #
Hey, quit pushing.
Pour, Nikki, pour.
Look at these people, what happened to them?
Who cares? Look at all this cash.
[ People Shouting ]
[ Woman ] Excuse me. Coming through. Hey, come on.
# Show me the money, baby #
# Show me the money #
# Money, money, money, money #
# Money #
# Show me the money, money #
# I'll show you a good time #
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
I have an announcement to make.
- We're all out of lemonade. - [ All Gasping ]
There's only one glass left.
Out of lemonade? How can that be?
- We want more! - [ All Clamoring ]
OK, calm down, everyone, calm down!
There is one glass left.
And I will be happy to sell it to the highest bidder.
- What're you doing? - Just listen.
- I'll give you $10. - [ Woman ] Make that $20.
- [ Woman #2 ] $25! - [ Man # 1 ] 30!
- $50! - $100!
[ People Exclaiming ]
[ Baby Whimpering ]
She had more all along. She was squeezing us.
- Yeah. - Please, please...
She's nothing but a greedy little pig.
[ Echoing ] Pig. Pig.
[ People Murmuring ]
Karl told you not to be greedy, but you didn't listen.
You're nothing but a greedy little pig.
- Get the pig. - No.
Pig goes great with lemonade.
[ Groaning ] But it's not my fault. Karl set me up.
- Karl? - The man who owns the town.
- Karl could help? - Of course, he could.
Karl loves bacon. Karl!
[ Karl Laughing ]
- Get the pig. - No!
[ People Clamoring ]
[ Laughing ]
What's happening to me?
[ Groaning ]
I guess our little partnership must be dissolved.
What have you done to me? [ Sobbing ]
You hogged the profits.
I should have known you were nothing but a greedy little pig.
[ Screams ]
[ Sobbing ]
[ Karl Laughing ]
[ Grunts ]
You don't belong in business. You don't have the head for it.
[ Laughing ]
- There she is! - [ Gasps ]
[ All Clamoring ]
[ Sobbing ]
Here's your money!
[ All Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
911.
[ Male Operator ] 911. This number is no longer in service.
Oh!
Call home. That's it.
[ People Clamoring ]
- [ Busy Signal Beeping ] - No!
[ Women Screaming ]
Cell phone!
- Get the pig! - No. Oh, no!
[ All Clamoring ]
- [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - [ People Clamoring ]
[ Ringing ]
[ Screams ]
[ All ] Get the pig! Get the pig!
Get the pig! Get the pig!
Somebody pick up the phone!
- [ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ] - [ People Clamoring ]
- [ Ringing ] - Jessica.
[ All ] Get the pig! Come on!
Jessica?
[ All Clamoring ]
[ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ]
- Hello? - [ Screams ]
- [ Sam Gasps ] - [ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ]
Oh, thank you, Sam.
Thank you for taking my call.
- What happened? - You don't want to know.
Sam, grab the other end.
W-well, you just can't throw it away.
- Watch me. - Jess, it's cool.
It's evil, Sam.
No, it's not. Look, I want it. It's a fantastic model.
You want it? I'll make you a deal.
It's yours, on one condition. You sell it back to me.
What?
You said you needed money for Mom's present, right?
- W-well, yeah, but-- - I'll give you $50 for it.
$50?
A deal. $50!
All right, $50!
[ Sighing ] This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
[ Matthew ] Hey, look at this.
Wow. Why would anyone throw this away?
- Hey, grab the other end. - Yeah. OK.
All right.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
[ Laughing ]
Captioned by Grant Brown